11.01-11.08.06

Decision Time

In this week's issue:
* Issue 18 Profile State Representative District 17 Jim Trakas
* BizTech Interview Jamie Ireland of Early Stage Partners & Cleveland Orchestra
* Signs of Life on Planet Cleveland Doughnuts by David Budin
* Cool Cleveland People Satirist and Shaker Grad Andy Borowitz
* Cool Cleveland Preview Grand Tastings @ Heinen's/WVIZ World Series of Wine
* Cool Cleveland Sounds Fallout Patterns of the Hoodshot Blues from Mike St. Jude and the Valentines
* Cool Cleveland Kids podcast click here, CC podcast click here, CC Blog click here

Ohio sits at the nexus of the balance of power in the United States. Cuyahoga County's 1,007,583 registered voters (of 1.3 million residents) will play a key role in determining the outcome of this election. Sadly, only 40% of eligible voters are expected to turn out. Still, margins of victory have been razor thin in recent elections, confirming the adage that "every vote counts." The choices Ohio voters face in next week's Tue 11/7 election couldn't be starker: most major candidates disagree sharply on almost everything. And the mood of voters is certainly one of dissatisfaction. View the video interview with term-limited Republican State Rep. Jim Trakas, a strong Issue 18 supporter, as he discusses some of the broader political issues our region faces. Watch the BizTech video of our interview with Jamie Ireland, who runs Early Stage Partners and serves as President of the board of the triumphal Cleveland Orchestra. Pop over to our endorsements page (http://www.CoolCleveland.com/goto/?endorsements) to see our Guide to the Candidates and Guide to the Issues, as you take advantage of your civic duty to vote. The whole country is counting on you. –Thomas Mulready

Issue 18 Profile
 Jim Trakas
State Representative District 17

Jim Trakas is that rarity: a Republican in Cuyahoga County. He represents District 17 in the Ohio House: Mayfield Heights, Lyndhurst, Pepper Pike, Hunting Valley, Chagrin Falls, Solon, Brecksville, Broadview Hts, and his home town of Independence. As they stood at the 2nd most trafficked intersection in the county, at the corner of Rockside Rd. and Rt. 21, Cool Cleveland's Thomas Mulready and term-limited Jim Trakas discussed why some people in his district think our current (unconstitutional) school funding is OK, why the current national and statewide "Republican Valhalla" isn't a bad thing, and how he's joined in a bipartisan effort to support the passage of Issue 18 for arts and culture. http://www.Issue18.org


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Shop 'Til You Drop at the CMNH Holiday Preview Party, which is your chance to check out the Cleveland Museum of Natural History's unique, new holiday items for gift giving happening Fri 11/10 from 5:30 to 8:30PM. Members will receive 20% off Museum Store purchases (nonmembers 10%). Shoppers will enjoy samples of great food, full cash bar (complimentary punch, coffee and tea), live music, a preview of a T. Rex named “Sue,” an exclusive trunk show of work by select artisans (come early for the best selection!), free gift-wrapping and free parking. $10 for members, $15 for nonmembers. Bring your friends and your holiday wish lists! For more info contact www.cmnh.org or (800) 317-9155.
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Cool Cleveland NewsLINKS

  • Suburbs collaborate The 57-member Cuyahoga County Mayors and City Managers Assn agreed almost unanimously to a "no-poaching" pledge whereby they would split taxes if a company jumped from one city to another. Cleveland Mayor Frank Jackson has offered to take over dilapidated water and sewer pipes from suburbs who agree not to poach businesses from Cleveland, and last week negotiated a price cut on water for 5 suburbs who maintain their own pipes. Read and Read Your thoughts? Letters@CoolCleveland.com
  • World Have Your Say, the international BBC program, will broadcast live from Cleveland's ideastream studios at Playhouse Square on Tues 11/7 and Wed 11/8. Known for taking calls from around the world, they will be analyzing the results of the critical mid-term elections. http://www.WCPN.org
  • Roy Orbison honored at the Rock Hall's American Music Masters series: Wed 11/1 7PM Orbison From Every Angle panel; Thu 11/2 talk by Joe Melson, co-writer of Only The Lonely and Blue Bayou; Fri 11/3 talk by Orbison producer Fred Foster, plus music at Wilbert's; Sat 11/4 major conference at Case 9AM-5PM, then at 8PM at the State Theatre, a tribute concert featuring Glen Campbell, Patty Griffin, Ricky Scaggs, and the Crickets. http://www.RockHall.com

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  • Cool Cleveland Kids Halloween is over, and when the kids come down from their sugar buzz, they're going to want something to do. Take a hint from 10-year-old Cool Cleveland correspondent Max Mulready who has scoured the Internet looking for a few good events to recommend. Hear his short podcast here even if you don't have special software. If you're a whiz kid, you can download it to your iPod or your computer and listen with your own kid. Check below to see the events tagged CC KIDS under Cool Cleveland This Week for our recommendations for a fantastic family week. http://www.coolcleveland.com/files/audio/CoolClevelandKids11.03.06.mp3. Add the CC Kids Podcast to iTunes using this link. Adding this link to your program that catches podcasts, will keep you up-to-date on the latest audio.
  • Cleveland Colectivo seeks cool projects Have an idea that would make a difference in Cleveland? Cleveland Colectivo wants to help you make it happen. http://www.ClevelandColectivo.org.
  • Cruel 2 B Kind People will be killing each other with kindness on the streets of downtown Cleveland the day after Thanksgiving (Fri 11/24); but don¹t worry- it's only a game. Cruel 2 B Kind is a game of benevolent assassination. At the beginning of the game, you and a partner-in-crime are assigned a secret weapon. Some players will be slain by a serenade. Others will be killed by a compliment. Visit http://www.CruelGame.com or http://www.ClevelandWeirdness.com.
  • Cool Cleveland Podcast Cool things to do this week in Cleveland, at the click of a button. http://www.coolcleveland.com/files/audio/CoolCleveland11.03.06.mp3. Add the CC Podcast to iTunes using this link. Don't forget, you can subscribe to this podcast by saving this link in your favorite program that catches podcasts.
  • The Holiday Season Approaches and Cool Cleveland will again be your source for links to buying local and supporting NEO's artisans and neighborhood Mom & Pop shops. If you are a local artist, crafty/creative type or store owner with some thrillingly cool and unique loot for holiday shoppers, we want to hear from you. Send us a link with some background on you and your gift offerings to PeterATCoolCleveland.com (replace the "AT" appropriately). We hope to feature as many of you as possible in the coming issues of your Cool Cleveland newsletter. 'Tis nearly the season!

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Is Green the Color of Hope? HOME House Project is traveling the country, sparking discussions on the shortage of quality, affordable housing that conserves energy and incorporates environmentally friendly (green) building materials. An eye-opening exhibition and panel discussion will take place at The Cleveland Institute of Art at 5:15PM on Fri 11/3 to showcase the HOME House Project: The Future of Affordable Housing, an exhibit held at CIA from Fri 11/3 – Fri 12/22 The exhibition began with a competition where designers and architects were challenged to create appealing, affordable single-family house designs starting with Habitat for Humanity plans. Come see their amazing results at The Reinberger Galleries located at 11141 East Boulevard. For information contact www.cia.edu or 216-421-7407. CIA is known nationally for its Bachelor of Fine Arts programs in industrial design and interior design.
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Cool Cleveland This Week
11.01-11.08

Send your cool events to: Events@CoolCleveland.com

WED

  • Great New Classes at the Lit Check out the latest classes, discussions and workshops including What Makes a Good Memoir? on Mon 11/1 from 6:30 - 8:30PM and Get Your Book Written!! beginning on Tue 11/7 at 6:30PM. www.pwlgc.com.

THU

  • NEO Business Conference Celebrating Success Help transform the region by acknowledging and rewarding twelve small businesses that have creatively identified new markets and opportunities and overcome the challenges of a new economy during this event on Thu 11/2. Network, touch base with associates, meet new people and close some business. Akron. http://www.neobusinessconference.org/.
  • The Homeless Look Like People to Me Photographs by Steve Cagan, documentary photographer and social activist. Thu 11/2 from 12 - 4PM through Tue 11/14. Dolan Science Center Art Gallery, Room E135, John Carroll University, 20700 North Park Blvd., University Hts. http://www.jcu.edu/poverty.
  • BW Contemporary Music Festival William Bolcom's Caberet Songs on Thu 11/2 at 2:50PM; Conversation with the Composer on Fri 11/3 at 2:40PM; American Popular and Art Song Recital on Fri 11/3 at 8PM; Large Ensemble Concert on Sat 11/4 at 8PM and Chamber Music Recital on Sun 11/5 at 2PM. www.bw.edu.
  • GOne The All Go Signs team challenges the boundaries of reality, space and energy in an extravaganza of art, music and design during a weekend long party like you've never experienced on Thu 11/2 - Sun 11/5. http://www.cptonline.org.
  • Rare Blend Join jazz rock fusion group Rare Blend, as they perform their original compositions and improvisations, to the 1925 silent film classic, Phantom of the Opera at the Euclid Public Library on Thu 11/2 at 7PM. Call 261-5300.
  • World Series of Wine A weekend-long celebration of wine, food, intimate wine tasting dinners at fantastic restaurants, wine tasting seminars and more on Thu 11/2 at 7PM through Sat 11/4. Read Peter Chakerian's preview of the Grant Tastings below. More here.
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Is this Heaven? With over 400 wines and lavish hors d'oeuvres served in the fun and friendly setting of the Terrace Club at Jacobs Field, some may think so. It's the popular Heinen's/WVIZ World Series of Wine, Grand Tastings taking place Fri 11/3 at 7:30PM, Sat 11/4 at 1PM and Sat 11/4 at 7:30 PM. With hundreds of the world’s finest wines poured by more than 100 wine producers, you'll have ample opportunities to sample exciting new selections, and rare or hard-to-find labels. Over the years, World Series of Wine Grand Tastings have become famous for their extraordinary hors d'oeuvres, making them not-to-be-missed culinary adventures. Try the Pumpkin Ravioli, Shrimp Shaomai, Bruchetta de Parma and Roasted Beef Aram Sandwiches. Go online to learn more about the Tastings and for information about Winery Dinners (11/02) and Wine Seminars (11/04). Bring friends! Order tickets today at 888-281-WINE/888-281-9463 or www.wviz.org/wsw/grand.shtml.
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FRI

  • Is Cleveland the Answer to Transforming the Western Reserve? Transformation of a Region: The Western Reserve and "the Livable City" is an all-day Symposium on Fri 11/3 beginning at 9AM. Dively Building, 11240 Bellflower Road. www.Case.edu.
  • Parish Hall Events Masha Qrella (Berlin) on Fri 11/3 and This Moment in Black History CD release show on Sat 11/4. http://www.ParishHallCleveland.com.
  • People's Art Show returns with an opening reception on Fri 11/3 at 5PM. Don't miss this no-cost, unjuried, uncensored exhibition celebrating creativity, diversity, and imagination. Call 687-2103 or visit http://www.csuohio.edu/art/gallery/.
  • Laurence Channing chronicles Cleveland's distinctive architectural character with his compelling charcoal landscapes of streets, bridges and commercial buildings. Attend the opening reception for his new exhibit on Fri 11/3 at 5PM. http://www.Bonfoey.com.
  • Listing Tip of the Week Beware the never-ending press release that goes on and on while nothing stands out. Hey, bad press releases can happen to good people; but you don't have to be a victim. Get tips on how to make your next press release buzzworthy by clicking here and scrolling down to the Hints section. Then send those polished up listings to us at Events@CoolCleveland.com.
  • A Reunion Show is an exhibit featuring Gary Dumm, Laura Dumm, Bob Gmeiner, Jan Sikorski, Randall Tiedman, Dave Verba and Steve Verba. Take a rare look at a talented pool of local artists and the range of what they now produce while also taking a look back at the neighborhood from which they sprang. Attend a wine and cheese reception on Fri 11/3 from 6 - 9PM. http://www.ArtsCollinwood.org.
  • John Jackson Memorial Help kick off an exhibition of this accomplished artist's work with an opening reception on Fri 11/3 from 6 - 9PM. http://www.ZygotePress.com.

WCLVnotes Really good classical record stores are a thing of the past. But the concept lives online at ArkivMusic, which can be reached through the WCLV 104.9 website at www.wclv.com. Dedicated exclusively to classical releases, www.ArkivMusic.com offers more than 65,000 titles. And it’s easy to find the CD or DVD you’re looking for because you can browse by composer, conductor, performer, ensemble, opera, label, or catalog number. You’ll see the ArkivMusic icon on many pages of WCLV’s website, and just one click will take you to ArkivMusic.com, The Source for Classical Music. Every purchase you make benefits WCLV 104.9 FM, the radio station of The WCLV Foundation. WCLV is a Cool Cleveland partner.

SAT

  • Philadanco Ballet, modern and ethnic dance performed with extreme passion and technical mastery on Sat 11/4 at 2 & 8PM. Get tickets at www.PlayhouseSquare.org.
  • CC KIDS Kent Cider Festival Cider from Beckwith's Orchards, cider press demonstrations, music by Guy Pernetti and Harold Hight, pumpkin coloring, and tasty treats for sale on Sat 11/4 from 12 - 3PM at Home Savings Plaza, Downtown Kent. http://www.StandingRock.net.
  • Shag & Stripes Hit Spaces Gallery on Sat 11/4 at 7PM for their Benefit Bash. Call 621-2314. http://www.SPACESGAllery.org.
  • The Race Show NWC The Race Show a comedy about race relations in America comes to U of A's E.J. Thomas Hall Sat 11/4 at 8PM. Visit www.EJThomasHall.com for more information.
  • Heroic Grace II: More Chinese Martial Arts Films from Sat 11/4 at 9:30PM through Sun 11/19. See schedule at http://www.cia.edu/cinematheque.
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Music, Art, Theater, Dance and Museums are part of what makes this region so vibrant. Issue 18 will raise a critical $20 million annually for Cuyahoga County's A&C organizations and is not a property tax, but a cigarette tax. Our cultural assets have brought world-wide recognition and economic strength to our region for generations. Election Day is only 6 days away and Issue 18 needs your help! Give just a bit of your time this weekend and make a difference! Put up yard signs (keep one for yourself!) or help distribute literature in your neighborhood! For signs contact Jessica at 216-479-0555 or Jessica@issue18.org. For literature contact Julian at 216-479-0555 or julian@issue18.org or visit www.Issue18.org for more information.
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SUN

  • Ohio Independent Film Festival Get the entire schedule of Ohio films that will be shown from Sun 11/5 through Sun 11/12 at www.OhioFilms.com.
  • CC KIDS Annual KidsFair hits Akron on Sun 11/5 from 10AM - 5:30PM. Kids get introduced to exercise through mini versions of the workout equipment that their parents use and fun activities. Call 330-867-7850. www.JewishAkron.org.
  • Margaret Atwood Join the international literary star and author of more than 30 books for a reading on Sun 11/5 at 2PM. Call 623-2800 or visit www.cpl.org.
  • Chapel, Court & Countryside: Early Music at Harkness features the return engagement of the London-based viol consort Fretwork, presenting a concert featuring “Jewish Viol Players at the English Court” on Sun 11/5 at 3PM. Visit http://music.case.edu/ccc/ for additional performances. Harkness Chapel on Case Campus, 11200 Bellflower Road.
  • Cleveland Chamber Collective special concert presented by the Cleveland Composers Guild, with music by Margaret Brouwer, Dana McCormick, and others at 8PM on Sun 11/5 at St. Paul's Episcopal Church, 2747 Fairmount at Coventry.

MON

  • Festival of Jewish Books & Authors Ambassador Dennis Ross on Mon 11/6; Brad Meltzer on Tue 11/7 and Kids' Day w/Joel Stern on Sun 11/12. See complete list through 11/20 at http://www.clevejcc.org. Call 831-0700 x1316 for info. Tix at http://www.Tickets.com.

TUE

  • Adolph Gottlieb: Early Prints from the Adolph and Esther Gottlieb Foundation on Tue 11/7 through 1/28. Exhibit documents 39 of the 40 finished etchings Gottlieb produced in his Brooklyn home between 1933 and 1946. Allen Memorial Art Museum, Oberlin. www.Oberlin.edu.
  • That Takes Ovaries All genders welcome for this Open Mic event on Tue 11/7 at 7PM at Arabica Coffee House (11300 Juniper Rd.) Please bring a toiletry (toothbrush, soap, shampoo etc.) to be donated to a local women’s shelter. www.ThatTakesOvaries.org.
  • Garrick Ohlsson The pianist performs at the Fairmount Temple Auditorium on Tue 11/7 at 8PM. http://www.ClevelandChamberMusic.org.
  • Cool FFB Events on Tap Open Mic night hosted by Short Vincent on Tue 11/7 at 8PM; 91-year-old blues legend Robert Lockwood, Jr. on Wed 11/8 at 8PM; Kristine Jackson & Acoustically Blue on Thu 11/9; Mike Milligan and Steam Shovel on Fri 11/10; The Rhythm Syndicate on Sat 11/11. All the "Blues you can use" with no cover cost. Now that's cool. http://www.FatFishBlue.com.
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WED

  • Support Tomorrow's Leaders Shop Junior Achievement of Greater Cleveland's online auction to raise money for upcoming events and projects. Auction open from Wed 11/8 through Wed 11/15 at http://www.jacleveland.org.
  • Singin in the Rain How about a splash of fun? This show is a beloved classic that has taken on a new look with stunning visual effects and real rain. So real that ponchos are mandatory for those seated in the front rows. Show kicks off on Wed 11/8 and runs through 1/6/07. Carousel Dinner Theatre, Akron. http://www.CarouselDinnerTheatre.com.
  • Kent State Folk Festival kicks off on Wed 11/8 at 8PM. Performers include Béla Fleck and folk legends Odetta, Tom Paxton and Loudon Wainwright III. See the entire lineup at http://www.KentStateFolkFestival.org. Kent Stage, 175 E. Main Street, Kent.
  • La Traviata and Friends Lust, love and intrigue in an operatic feast of emotions during a performance by CIM Opera Theater and CIM Orchestra on Wed 11/8 - 11/11 at 8PM. http://www.cim.edu.
  • Lloyd Cole His debut 1984 album Rattlesnakes combined rich poetry, melodic riffs and a negative attitude that pre-dated emo by about 15 years. This time around, he backs up his 2006 release, Antidepressant as a duo with guitarist Neil Clark and his laptop (a trio, really) on Tue 11/7 at 9:30PM at the intimate Winchester in Lkwd. Go early for the all-you-can-eat Italian buffet. http://www.TheWinchester.net

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Schubert: All the Rage The Oberlin Conservatory of Music will showcase a special collaboration of its world-renowned faculty with its Faculty Chamber Series. The first of two Sunday concerts takes place on Sun 11/5 at 4PM in Oberlin’s historic Finney Chapel. This year’s series is entitled A Schubert Year, and the concert will feature Schubert’s Octet in F Major, D803, Op. 166, played by Gregory Fulkerson and Marilyn McDonald, violins; Karen Ritscher, viola; Darrett Adkins, cello; Peter Dominguez, bass; Richard Hawkins, clarinet; George Sakakeeny, bassoon; and Roland Pandolfi, horn. Free parking is available throughout the campus. The second concert in the series will be held Sun 3/11/07 at 4PM. Mark your calendars. The concerts have no admission fee and are open to the public. For more information on the Conservatory and its events visit www.oberlin.edu/con or call the 24-hour concert hotline at 440.775.6933.
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Tech:Cleveland

A wild and wonderful array of hot tech and business news & events from around Cleveland and around the region. Send your business news and events to: EVENTS@CoolCleveland.com

BizTech NEWS

  • Newspaper circulation drops 8% in 6 mo. for LA Times, av. 2.8% drop for dailies, 3.4% drop for Sundays Read
  • Rock Hall launches $35M capital campaign to build new library and archives, housed at Tri-C Info
  • Hill & Cuffaro pitch District of Design for Cleveland's Midtown: 24-block District East of Playhouse Square Read
  • Ohio ties PA with 19 bioscience investments according to BioEnterprise. Ohio 3rd behind MN & IL for bio dollars Read
  • Ohio taxes 2nd highest in US says non-partisan Tax Foundation, but Ohio officials disagree Read and Read
  • Ingenuity Fest links Cavani & FES Center String quartet & neurological consortium study violin arm movement Info
  • Ruth Ratner Miller award for Downtown development goes to MRN, CSU's Fenn Tower, Idea Center Info
  • MOCA picks architect London's FOA (Foreign Office Architects) to build $25m Univ Circle museum Read

BizTech EVENTS

  • Medical Innovations Summit Must-attend for med execs, investors, etc. Mon 11/6 - Wed 11/8. http://www.clevelandclinic.org/innovations.
  • Electronics Cluster Event sponsored by NorTech and CWRU includes 1st public viewing of Sears Design Lab Wed 11/1 . Info
  • NEO Business Conference focuses on success of entrepreneurs and sm. business @ Quaker Square, Akron Thu 11/2. Info
  • Economic Outlook 2007 panel discussion on Thu 11/02 feat. regional economy advancement. Sponsored by Akron COC. Register
  • Midtown Brews on Thu 11/2 feat. Lev Gonick, VP for IT Services & CIO, CWRU Details

BizTech Profile
 Jamie Ireland
Early Stage Partners & Cleveland Orchestra

Jamie Ireland has his hands full. As Managing Director of Early Stage Partners, his venture capital firm funds startups in technology, and is the largest such regional early stage funder. As president of the Musical Arts Association, which manages the Cleveland Orchestra, he oversees one of Cleveland's world-class cultural treasures. Cool Cleveland's Thomas Mulready spoke with Jamie about the Cleveland Orchestra's recent successes in Miami, Europe and Carnegie Hall, as well as why passing arts & culture Issue 18 is important to the business community.http://www.Issue18.org http://www.ClevelandOrchestra.com


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Sizzling Energy, Innovative Dance The trailblazing Philadanco (Philadelphia Dance Company), known for skilled dancers with powerful personalities, will light up northeast Ohio with its special brand of joy-inspiring dance when it takes the stage at the Ohio Theatre for two performances on Sat 11/4: matinee at 2PM (reduced price, special one-hour performance) or evening show at 8PM. Hailed for innovative choreography that blends African American-based dance with ballet, jazz and modern styles, Philadanco was founded by Joan Myers Brown in 1970, and the company performs internationally before sold-out audiences. Brown was recently honored at the Kennedy Center’s “Masters of African-American Choreography” series and “Dance: Women; Living Legends” in NY. Philadanco is presented by DANCECleveland and Tri-C Performing Arts. For tickets call 216-241-6000 or visit www.tickets.com. Tickets range from $6-$36.
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Emissions from the blogsphere
A halloween/politics limerick from the Limerick Savant. Molly encourages us to guard against voter fraud. Ryan is for raising the minimum wage. Cindy repeats Issue 3 "is a gambling initiative not a serious education proposal." Brett posts his take on Issues 1-5. Jeff Coryell runs probably the best blog in Ohio for tracking all the races & issues. Jill has the most extensive list of reasons to vote no on Issue 3. Check the Cool Cleveland weblog here, where Peter Chakerian comments on Voter Disenfranchisement, the Beck staying in Lakewood, Wilma leaving Bedrock, HealthSpace on the Rocks, LeBron's Town and links to an article that he and G discussed earlier in the week. When you're through, add your own comments, questions and attitude. Letters@CoolCleveland.com.

Signs of Life on Planet Cleveland
Doughnuts
By David Budin

I’ve been to a bunch of meetings with various individuals, groups and organizations, where everyone is talking about big ideas they have – in the arts, in business, in civic projects. I’ve heard nothing but good ideas and I think at least some of them will eventually come to fruition. But if you hang around here long enough and watch what goes on, you know that some ideas, no matter how hard their proponents push for them, will fizzle.

I’m not sure why that happens. But it can get frustrating. And it makes me think of doughnuts. Not just because that would be my natural response to frustration. (Though, come to think of it, it’s also my response to positive situations, too.) But because of this...
Read more from David Budin here

Cool Cleveland People
 Satirist and Shaker Grad Andy Borowitz

Andy Borowitz is one of the country’s top political satirists. Born in 1958, he grew up in Shaker Heights and graduated from Shaker Heights High School, before attending Harvard University, where he was the president of the influential humor magazine the Harvard Lampoon.

He became a prolific screenwriter and television producer, writing scripts for several major studios. He created the TV show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" and produced the film "Pleasantville," which was nominated for four Academy Awards. He has also appeared in films, including "Marie and Bruce," with Julianne Moore and Matthew Broderick, and Woody Allen’s "Melinda and Melinda."

In addition to his popular politically satirical daily Internet column BorowitzReport.com, he has been a commentator for National Public Radio’s "Weekend Edition," MSNBC’s "Countdown with Keith Olberman," a columnist in magazines, including The New Yorker, Newsweek and Vanity Fair, and the author of five books, including Who Moved My Soap?: The CEO’s Guide to Surviving in Prison and The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers. And in his brand-new book? Scandals. Lies. A breathtaking disregard for federal laws. How on Earth do the Republicans keep winning? Easy: They've got a Playbook.

Borowitz will appear in Cleveland, for one night only, this coming Monday, November 6, at the Improv Comedy Club and Restaurant in the Powerhouse on the West Bank of the Flats. Cool Cleveland correspondent David Budin talked to Borowitz by phone last week...
Read the interview by David Budin here

Cool Cleveland Preview
 Grand Tastings @ Heinen's/WVIZ World Series of Wine

Last year, the highly lauded Heinen's/WVIZ World Series of Wine celebrated its 10th anniversary with much pomp and circumstance. Wine makers from all over the globe participated in the event, anchored by stalwart local distribution houses like Heidelberg and others. Over 400 wines were represented at each of the three Grand Tastings last year; you're guaranteed to find as many types and varieties at this year’s event, which takes place this weekend.

The event is well-rounded, like many of the wines you’ll sample: Newbies get the opportunity to learn the basics of wine terminology, to ask questions of vintners, and to taste a bevy of hors d'oeuvres while they sip samples from a souvenir glass. Those “mid-level” wine students learn the components of wine and food pairing and have a chance to absorb wine knowledge to flaunt at that next party. Finally, full-blown wine aficionados have spectacular opportunities to bid on rare wines and wine accoutrements through silent auctions.

At the Grand Tasting last year, my wife and I had an excellent time. Beyond soaking up the friendly atmosphere and the warm glow from a crowd of enthusiasts sharing their favorite wine stories, we had opportunity to extend our California wine travel experience and found ourselves headlong into a great hobby. I also gained knowledge that I parlayed into a "stewardship" of sorts as part-time "wine geek" at a local grocer/specialty food store. By the end, I was even considering coursework for becoming a Master Sommelier. I still am.

Local wineries like Ferrante and Debonne held their own at the World Series (in the sweet whites category) against some hefty competition from accomplished, fruit-forward heavy-hitters in the US, Australia and New Zealand; Ferrante’s Vidal Ice Wine could easily hold its own against any Ontario varietal; the 2005 Ménage à Trois Rosé (a Merlot/Syrah/Gewurztraminer blend) surprised the palate with bold fruit, light florals and a truly sunny disposition; and big Marquee Vineyards’ GSM (Grenache/Syrah/Mouvedre) was like an Aussie cannon blast. This meritage had a load of juicy raspberry, black cherry and black currant features and herbal/clove hints which made it a staple for parties and dinners at our house.

One last thing: you’ll find out really quickly that price does not always equate to value. Last year, we sampled a Private Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon (cabs are a fave of ours, especially in the winter) that retailed for over a hundred clams. And it didn’t begin to match the flavor of many other cabs we sampled, one that Mssrs. Hamilton and Jackson have since aided in the purchase of many, many times.

This is a great event that pays for itself in a short period of time. NEO wine fans at any level of knowledge will continue to gain enjoyment from the event for months and years to come. The World Series of Wine "Grand Tastings" run this weekend, November 3-4, at the Terrace Club at Jacobs Field. Tickets are going fast, so act quickly. All proceeds from the Heinen's/WVIZ World Series of Wine benefit WVIZ/PBS. For more information, visit http://www.wviz.org/wsw

From Cool Cleveland Managing Editor Peter Chakerian peterATcoolcleveland.com

Cool Cleveland Sounds
 Fallout Patterns of the Hoodshot Blues
Mike St. Jude and the Valentines

If Mike St. Jude and the Valentines were a British band in, say, 1988, or perhaps from Los Angeles at the height of the mid-Eighties "Paisley Underground" scene, they most certainly would have been the sort of guys who dressed in skinny trousers and sported Mod haircuts. Their shows would have been augmented with swirling lights and girls dancing in go-go outfits. Cleveland being Cleveland, though – a city whose musicians have almost always eschewed artifice and elaborate stage personas – the Valentines look like regular rock dudes, and the simple black-and-white packaging of their debut CD, Fallout Patterns of the Hoodshot Blues belies the Technicolor sounds found within.

Mike St. Jude’s genius lies in his ability to organically blend all the elements of 40 years British-leaning guitar pop into a creation that wears its influences on its sleeve, yet never sounds exactly like any single one of them. The result can be delightfully confounding to the listener. Here there’s ringing power chord that recalls the Who or the Jam; there a narcotized shoegazer solo line nearly hidden in the mix; somewhere else a shimmying beat that sounds like something Lenny Kaye inexcusably missed while compiling "Nuggets," but just when you think you’ve nailed the source, the music turns and you lose it.

Originally released in 2005 as an LP, and now re-pressed on disc, Fallout Patterns of the Hoodshot Blues, is a pristinely-produced gem of a power-pop record. Every sound is clear and crisp, in spite of often densely layered harmony vocals and multiple guitar tracks. On top of it all, St. Jude’s beautifully-enunciated voice calls up images of beautiful women, time wasted and little maladies.

Standout tracks include the exuberant "Welcome to the Day I Was Born," "Payin’ the Rent," and the pensive "Ruth at Thebes," a meditation on an antique photograph, that, in its understated, folky, nostalgia, brings to mind one of the band’s more obvious touchstones, the Kinks. Between the jangly, shimmering rock tunes, St. Jude intersperses little solo acoustic tracks that fade in and out before they develop into full-blown songs, lending the whole affair an intimate, living-room feel.

What becomes increasingly clear, as the record plays out is that the band has fully absorbed its influences and are able to produce music that recalls their forebears, but is uniquely their own. It took no less a band than the Rolling Stones nearly ten years to accomplish the same feat. The fact that the Valentines were able to pull it off on their very first release suggests a brilliant future.

Mike St. Jude and the Valentines will have a CD release party on Saturday, November 4 at the Happy Dog, 5801 Detroit Ave. The group Expecting Rain will open. For more information, visit Mike St. Jude and the Valentines at http://www.mikestjude.com or visit the Happy Dog online at http://www.happydog58.com

From Cool Cleveland contributor Leslie Basalla lbasalla77ATmsn.com

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Halloween Party @ Cleveland Museum of Natural History 10/28 Being the party maven that I am (I plan the parties for CC), I know a good one when I see one and CMNH’s “Bones, Bugs and Dead Animals,” Halloween party last Saturday was a blast. The band, The Chosen Few, rocked the house, the hors d'oeurves and desserts were beyond fab, And then, after hours of dancing, you were able to roam the museum to check out all the cool exhibits (can you say “open bar?”). Just being able to view the unbelievably gorgeous photographs of Robert Turner (new exhibit) was worth the trip. Of course, the best part was checking out the costumes. I was rather meek (yet stylish) as a black cat, but I was really outdone by some of the ingenious costumes: Captain Hook, Michael Jackson, Charles Darwin, Wilma Flintstone, I Dream of Jeannie, the place was crawling with celebs. But my personal favorite was the guy dressed up as the voluptuous “Helga” complete with blonde braids and an inflatable suit with cleavage pouring out of his hofbrau. CMNH knows how to throw a party – I can’t wait ‘til next year! From Cool Cleveland correspondent T.L. Champion

Tango Fire, The Cleveland Museum of Art’s Viva! Gala Around Town 10/28 Spectacular. Remarkable. Sensual. All of this describes Tango Fire’s scorching North American debut, at John Hay High School Saturday night. The parking lot was jammed, and the audience overflowed into the balcony, but all was peaceful and still as hundreds sat mesmerized throughout the performance that consisted of live music (cello, piano, violin and accordion), and sultry, sexy dance moves that were so quick, you’d missed them if you dared blink. So most of us didn’t. The Tango, known as one of the most alluring and electrifying dance forms, is considered the dance of love, conveying the complexities of passion between lovers. And these talented, over-the-top dancers did not disappoint, with their knife-edge precision, raw energy and persistent flirtations with the audience. Capturing the imagination of men and women, young and old, Tango Fire sizzled with a spectacular combination derived from the torrid music and intoxicating sensuality of dance. From Cool Cleveland correspondent T. L. Champion

Cleveland Orchestra 10/26 Last week’s concerts by the Cleveland Orchestra presented several ‘old’ favorites, and one who will someday achieve those ranks. The newcomer is Argentian-born composer Osvaldo Golijov, who writes appealing and accessible music with a decided Latin flavor. In The Last Round, his tribute to countryman Astor Piazzola, tango rhythms abound along with infectious tunes and propulsively hypnotic undercurrents.

Originally written for double string quartet and double bass, these performances used most of the string players, reconfigured into four distinct groupings on the stage. The sound that emerged was rich and lush. Music director Franz Welser-Möst led a vibrant rendition utilizing the muscular influence of the basses to keep things in order. This was the first time that Golijov’s music has been programmed by the Cleveland Orchestra, but it certainly should not be the last.

Violinist Frank Peter Zimmermann has been a fairly frequent visitor here in recent years, easily acquiring the status of favorite. His performance of the Brahms Violin Concerto can only elevate his place in our musical memories. He plays with a big, yet sweet, sound, easily capable of riding over the large orchestra providing the accompaniment.

Mr. Welser-Most employed broad sweeping gestures which produced a majestic reading, ably assisted by the principal wind players: Marisela Sager, flute; Daniel McKelway, clarinet; Michael Mayhew, horn; Barry Stees, bassoon, and most especially oboeist Frank Rosenwein, whose limpid and lyrical solo at the beginning of the second movement was nearly enough to bring tears of emotion to the listeners.

Still, this was a decidedly muscular and stalwart rendition, a demonstration of powerful beauty. Audience response was loud and clear, and Mr. Zimmermann responded with an encore: the Sarabande from the Partita in B Minor, B. W. V. 1004 by J. S. Bach.

Dimitri Shostakovich composed beautiful music under circumstances that could easily drive a person into insanity. His cause was always his fellowman and the inhuman situations into which many of them were thrust, with no immediate relief possible. Such was the case with perhaps his most powerful and renowned Symphony No. 5, written during a period of Soviet excesses, although ostensibly in an anniversary celebration of the Russian revolution twenty years earlier..

Again, principals stood out: McElway, clarinet and Rosenwein, oboe; Joshua Smith, flute; John Clouser, bassoon and Richard King, horn. Jonathan Sherwin, contra-bassoon and Joella Jones, keyboards were also notable in this performance that was redolent with zip and zing. The march was fast-paced, creating almost a grotesque beauty. The low strings and brass were magical, particularly in the distant-sounding chorale. Overall, it was a performance by turns angsty, powerful and delicate.

This week’s concerts include a very famous work by Franz Joseph Haydn that has never before been performed by the Cleveland Orchestra. How can this be? His Harmoniemesse will be the main event, with soloists and the Cleveland Orchestra Chorus. For tickets or more information, call 216-731-7300 or visit the web-site: http://www.clevelandorchestra.com

From Cool Cleveland contributor Kelly Ferjutz artswriterATadelphia.net

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from Cool Cleveland reader Tricia Heraghty pheraghtyATindependentadv.com

On Issue 3 (See http://www.CoolCleveland.com/goto/?endorsements) I wish to take strong issue with your stance opposing Issue 3. First, Issue 3 holds the promise of providing full tuition for all Ohio high school graduates, a tremendous opportunity for the people of our state. Your statement about only five percent or less of students receiving scholarships is simply not fair, but, even five percent is a huge number of people who might otherwise not go to college. Second, Issue 3 has great potential for urban revitalization in Cleveland. The more people who come downtown, the more benefits to all of our downtown establishments. This could be key to all of the wonderful downtown living concepts that have been discussed, but seem to be in suspended animation at present. Consider what Forest City has done and could do to help revitalize downtown Cleveland. As one of the nation's largest developers, it has its headquarters downtown, with many employees, and operates Cleveland's only large downtown retail center, Tower City. Forest City has spent many tens of millions revitalizing our downtown. Tower City will receive a great boost with an adjacent casino and perhaps the nearby riverfront can at last be developed with interesting retail and housing. Defeating Issue 3 will strengthen the far right and their hypocritical moralizing on this and other issues. Please consider what is really at stake here.
from Cool Cleveland reader Steven McQuillin SteveMcQuillinATaol.com

You go guys! Good job standing up for all the reasons why issue 3 is bad. May I add one thing that you missed? It only provides tuition assistance to students who graduated from high school. this essentially eliminates any student who was home schooled, or left high school early for a technical education, or there are students who leave high school early (by passing the GED) so that they can take community collage or jr. collage classes for a year and be able to transfer those to a real collage. Thanks for publishing the real story on issue 3.
from Cool Cleveland reader Jeff Mann

On Issues 5 and 18 (See http://www.CoolCleveland.com/goto/?endorsements) Have you not at all realized the immense irony of voting for the draconian Proposal 5 while supporting the lazy Proposal 18? Ban smokers from everywhere, but let's take their money for the arts? I am not a smoker, and I am a big supporter of the arts. But your statement that the arts in Cleveland is a $1B economic force is a sad commentary if the best that entire community can do to raise funding is to tax cigarettes. How lazy can we be? Aren't the arts people supposed to be creative? Let's come up with some creativity! Detroit has sure figured it out...their major arts organizations have wonderful fundraising events and activities that are a joy to attend and generate a huge buzz and excitement for what they are doing. Try again Cleveland, I'll be voting no on 18. AND 5.
from Cool Cleveland reader Mark Scheer markATmarkscheerconsulting.com

On Issue 18 for arts and culture (See http://www.CoolCleveland.com/artslevy) Advocates for the arts have been almost apologizing for asking the public to support a cigarette tax increase to provide public funding for the arts, but in my view, there's nothing to apologize for as a "yes" vote provides two benefits for the price of one. First, cigarette taxes here in Cuyahoga County are lower than in many other parts of the country, obscuring the true financial impact on the state government. Second, the most price-sensitive smokers, the ones most influenced by a tax increase, are young kids and other first-time users. If even a small number of these potential smokers are discouraged from smoking and the possible consequence of a lifetime of addiction, emphysema or lung disease as a result of the higher cost, than the tax has had value. Do the arts have value for the entire community and all residents, smokers and non-smokers alike? Absolutely, and the arts should be supported as broadly and widely as possible. However, if a modest cigarette tax increase helps advance the arts, while promoting health by discouraging smoking, I don't apologize at all for saying the tax makes absolute sense and we should support the levy. Issue 18 is an investment in the arts and an investment in public health. That's not something voters should apologize for, that's something to support proudly.
from Cool Cleveland reader Kevin Cronin kevin.cronin.ohioATgmail.com

We have to pass Issue 18, I mean we just gotta do it. Who knows when this opportunity to generate a dedicated fund for arts and culture will come again? I came up in Lorain and even in that hardcore blue-collar town, the arts were thriving; consequently, I made it my life: theater scene shops, museums, rehearsal rooms, film festivals – and I’ve stayed in NEO because there is ALWAYS somebody doing something great. Our arts community is absolutely full of doers – sometimes their programs are big and obvious and downtown, and sometimes they’re small and under the radar in our suburbs and neighborhoods – but something, somewhere, is going on right now. Our arts and culture alone generates 1 billion dollars of local economic activity - dollars that make possible 10,000 jobs with organizations that work with children, organize festivals, present performances, archive, or otherwise make life for all NEO residents a little more vibrant. Passing Issue 18 is critical to the continuation of our prolific arts community. We have the opportunity to generate $20 million a year that will be distributed to art and culture organizations all across Cuyahoga County. Money that will help make Cuyahoga County a place where people come to live, create, and thrive. Take a minute to think about the impact that arts and culture has had on your life, then take action by voting YES on ISSUE 18 on Tuesday, November 7, 2006. http://www.Issue18.org
from Cool Cleveland reader Sarah Stilgenbauer sarahmtepATyahoo.com

I am excited about the Arts & Culture Issue 18! I know that by voting yes, I am doing my part and taking responsibility for the future of Cleveland and its surrounding cities. Issue 18 will protect the mental development and performance of our children through arts education, it will protect our economy; our World Class Arts & Culture will draw people to our cities, and it will protect our community by providing good paying jobs. All of Cuyahoga County will benefit from this worthy cause. Just think so much to gain without having to worry about your property taxes increasing! Vote YES on ISSUE 18. Take an active role in protecting our World Class Arts & Culture. For more information about this great cause I encourage everyone to go online to see for themselves at www.issue18.org.
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On the Beck Center (See Beck to develop in Lakewood here) I can't tell you how thrilled I am that the Beck is staying (for now) in Lakewood. having just bought a home in Lakewood, and drawn there for the urban/suburban ambiance, services for families (we have a young child), and cultural offerings, I was horrified to hear that the Beck might be leaving. What, do I have to move to Avon? Thank you, no, I can continue to enjoy Lakewood, the 'college town without a college.' I hope more families move to this great city, enjoy the rich offerings the Beck has to give, and get involved and raise money. I plan to make a donation, and I wonder why I have never been asked? I would hope that is coming soon.
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On farmer's markets I noticed in this week's newsletter mention of a local market in Tremont and wondered why I haven't seen a feature, link or even a small blurb about the Countryside Farmer's Market that takes place every Saturday in Peninsula and every Thursday in Akron? The market in Peninsula is in its third year and has been growing with each year that passes. I have been frequenting it and have noticed a large number of regulars, like myself, coming back each week. There is a wide variety amongst the vendors that offer anything from your standard locally grown fruit and vegetables, to organically raised beef and eggs as well as art offerings. The market is in close proximity to the Towpath, which is in itself a great way to spend a Saturday. Combine a little of both, and you have a great day in Northeast Ohio. I know the Countryside Farmer's Market closed for the season on October 7th, but they do have a Holiday Market scheduled for Saturday, November 18th. Peninsula may be in Summit County, but it still is in close proximity to Cleveland and I'm sure a number of your readers, both those who live in and outside Cuyahoga County, would be interested to learn about and hopefully visit the market. I think you should check it out or at least post something for your readers. I'm sure the fourth season will only continue to see growing numbers of regular shoppers who are there to support the local farmers, are concerned about sustainable agriculture and where their food is coming from, and come out simply to enjoy the beautiful scenery and wide variety of goods offered. The holiday market scheduled for November 18th promises to be a good opportunity to stock up for the winter on some fresh, locally grown produce, not to mention some great holiday gifts will also be available. I hope you will consider posting information for Cool Cleveland readers. If you are interested and need more information, contact Sharon Halkovics, Market Manager, at 330-657-2538 or by email at shalkovicsATcvcountryside.org.
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1) Recycling guide Probably one of the most clicked links in CC history, now for the second week in a row-a PDF recycling guide.
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2) RoldoLINK Politicians, Elites use Children to sell a Swindle.
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3) Cool Cleveland Travelogue Vive Les Differences: Une "Clevelander/Parisienne".
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4) Cool Cleveland Election Interview Cuyahoga County Commissioner Jimmy Dimora.
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5) 99 best places to work in NEO For the second week in a row, 2006 winners from Employers Resource Council.
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